allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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