the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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