This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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