Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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