Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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