And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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