Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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