Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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