i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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