Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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