loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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