Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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