She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We're too hungover to prance.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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