he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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