But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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