Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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