then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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