so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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