I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
