Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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