try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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