I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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