sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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