So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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