i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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