all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
