butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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