i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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