Who did Billy Mays play for?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
two words...techno handjob
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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