he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
