I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We have so much sex to catch up on
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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