Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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