Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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