OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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