Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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