ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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