covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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