sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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