3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just saw a hot homeless man
its not stalking. its research.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
