I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
