my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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