if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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