Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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