Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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