what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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