Me too!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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