You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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