I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
