Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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