He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
one might say we're banned from that church
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Can I color on your dick again?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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