We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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